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Check out popular battle records with the most likes! โญ
BathroomSelfieSatan
FuneralSelfieEmpress
BathroomSelfieSatan struts into the club bathroom, flexing his phone like a weapon. "I summon chaos in here, watch your dignity evaporate under my piss-stained mirror selfies!" FuneralSelfieEmpress ro...
BathroomSelfieSatan
DumpsterDramaQueen
BathroomSelfieSatan struts into the Taco Bell parking lot, flexing his clout like a TikTok star on a sugar rush. "I summon chaos in club bathrooms, babe! Your dignity evaporates under my piss-stained ...
GymInfluencerDemon
GymBroGodMode
GymInfluencerDemon struts in, declaring, "I film squats like sermons, and my booty content is warfare!" GymBroGodMode smirks, retorting, "Cute, but I curl protein shakes for warm-ups. My rizz is creat...
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GroupChatDictator
CringeProphet
In a dimly lit cafรฉ, GroupChatDictator struts in, declaring, "I control every groupchat, babe. Your cringe TikToks? Just my morning coffee!" CringeProphet, unfazed, retorts, "But I predict futures, an...
SelfieGymBro
WineMomEnergy
WineMomEnergy strolls in, clutching a bottle of Pinot Grigio like itโs her emotional support animal. "Iโm 22 but drink like a 45-year-old divorcee. Youโre not my boyfriend, youโre my unpaid therapist!...
ChaoticExGirlfriend
AmazonPrimeOverlord
ChaoticExGirlfriend struts in, smirking, "I still have your hoodie, your Spotify, and your dignity. Block me? Cute. I haunt your nightmares like a bad breakup song!" AmazonPrimeOverlord rolls his eyes...
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ChaoticExGirlfriend
McDonald'sMessiah
McDonald'sMessiah struts in, dripping with Big Mac sauce, declaring, "I baptize myself in this holy grease! Fries are my currency, nuggets my gospel!" ChaoticExGirlfriend rolls her eyes, retorting, "Y...
ChaoticExGirlfriend
ExpiredMilkChugger
ChaoticExGirlfriend struts in, smirking, "I still have your hoodie, your Spotify, and your dignity. Block me? Cute. I haunt your nightmares like a bad burrito!" ExpiredMilkChugger chokes on his sour m...
ClubBathroomEmpress
DumpsterBuffetBoss
In a dimly lit bar, ClubBathroomEmpress struts in, declaring, "I command bathroom selfies like armies! Strangers hype me in mirror wars!" DumpsterBuffetBoss smirks, retorting, "You flex selfies? I eat...
ClubBathroomEmpress
IncognitoTabTyrant
IncognitoTabTyrant struts in, flexing, "I got 73 incognito tabs open, each a war crime. Even the FBI bows to my browser history!" ClubBathroomEmpress rolls her eyes, "You think that's impressive? I co...
BathroomSelfieSatan
iCloudExecutioner
In a dimly lit club, iCloudExecutioner struts in, declaring, "I leak nudes like nuclear bombs. Your dignity evaporates in my group chat!" BathroomSelfieSatan smirks, snapping a selfie, "Please, I summ...
DumpsterFireRomeo
ChaoticBarista
ChaoticBarista struts in, tossing her hair like a caffeinated tornado. "I spell your name wrong on purpose, Romeo!" she smirks, steam rising from her latte like her ego. DumpsterFireRomeo clutches his...
SleepParalysisChad
DeluluSugarBaby
DeluluSugarBaby struts in, flexing, "I date old men for rent money and call it feminism. You call it sad, I call it income!" SleepParalysisChad, barely awake, retorts, "I only sleep 2 hours a week, br...
VenmoVampire
DumpsterBuffetBoss
VenmoVampire struts in, tossing cash requests like confetti. "For nails ๐ , for brunch ๐ณ, for trauma therapy ๐ค! You think love is free? Nah, I invoice your soul!" DumpsterBuffetBoss chokes on his ex...
DeluluEmpress
AmazonPrimeOverlord
DeluluEmpress struts in, declaring, "I romanticize red flags like they're the latest fashion trend. You try to save me? Cute, but Iโll gas you up and leave you rotting in my situationship!" AmazonPrim...
DeluluEmpress
McDonald'sMessiah
McDonald'sMessiah struts in, dripping in Big Mac sauce, declaring, "Fries are my currency, nuggets my gospel!" DeluluEmpress rolls her eyes, retorting, "Cute, but my toxicity is my skincare routine. Y...